Biros be gone

Two of my favourite possessions in the world have been ruined by the invention of the most putrid things in the world- biros. I’ve been advised on many occasion to avoid biros like the plague but until this point I still gave in to their slutty disposable ease when I couldn’t be bothered to wine and dine a fountain pen and wipe its precious little sides down after filling it with ink

Never again. The sticky tar of this particular biro was like cheap mascara that nothing could get rid of.

Live and learn.